OK so looks like daily is out as far as my writings go, but I suppose quality isn't everything.

It seems that my friends are all in crisis. Varying from bog-standard ‘I’m bored with my job’ through to being diagnosed a carbohydrate addict.

I asked the carbo-junkie if she was aloud bananas to which she replied, and I quote ‘Absolutely not - they're the spawn of the Carbohydrate Devil. Why?’

(Only asked)

Anyway I managed to blag this morning off work by going to the Doctors with a suspect appendix. Only problem is I had my appendix on the wrong side of my body.

Hypochondria – looks like there is a lot of it about.

6th October 2000

Well as we all know 'today is the first day of the rest of your life' and today I made a decision about my life, which has made me a happy little bunny. Sat here in my office, with the sun shining, today is a truly lovely day!

All Smile!

5th October 2000

WOW - I never thought I'd see the day

After nearly three years of working in the NooMeDeeArh industry I finally have my own website. How fucking sad, could it be slippery slippery slope? Luckily I am off on holiday on Monday so I may well forget all about this page and even if I don't I am sure I will lose interest pretty quickly and go off and take up another hobby, TV Reviewer perhaps, like Victor Lewis-Smith? Or maybe I'll just become a Pysco Fan